I’ll disclose the information, but you’ll have to be neuralyzed afterwards. It won’t hurt.
This is no ordinary earthling. We are not alone. There are others out there – many others. The Galactic Intelligence Agency, GIA, is responsible for supervising the interspecies interactions between the many worlds in our galaxy. It just so happens that most humans are not ready to interact in a constructive manner with them.
You see, intelligent societies who understand that resources are abundant in the universe can work together to create. Humans are still on the brink of figuring this out as a species, and so humanity is monitored until that time comes. Our society still thinks of resources as something finite. This thinking risks having a warring colonization effort toward other planets, and so it is best to shield mankind from the rest of the United Milky Way for now. Once we figure out there’s plenty for everyone, we can start working together. Shared knowledge is the way towards galactic progress. When we exchange knowledge, we both walk away with more than we started.
You can imagine what might happen if word got out that aliens exist. Some would argue we should take their planet’s lands, minerals, oil. Others would say we should nuke them before they nuke us. The UMW could easily quell this uprising, but they would miss out on all the knowledge humankind could contribute over time. It’s best we learn a bit more before we interact with other intelligent species, lest we risk being put down for our uncalled-for aggression.
So now you understand why this is important, and why it’s classified. To prevent further probing, you’ll leave a message to yourself. Read this text looking at the camera. Thanks for complying. Now take a look right… here… *FLASH*
As you all know the new Sci-Fi bundle is about to be released on the next August 15th, however one out of the twenty-five STL files —the “Abducting Saucer”— will not be available on launch date, scheaduled to be out within a week.