Have you heard of the Silent Coin Tavern? What a fitting name! Real coins clink; phony coins – whether they’re made of wood, chocolate, cryptography or illusions – those are the silent coins. You can expect nothing better than that from the Silent Coin Tavern: watered ale, mislabeled bottles of wine, reused bathwater, and the list goes on. What a hoax! Instead, you should come to the Two-Faced Coin Tavern!
But how is that any better? Well, dear customer, while there may be shady dealings in our business, we assure you everything is real and high-quality. Maybe we need to bribe some guards to get cheaper goods… That’s good for you, who gets better prices! Maybe we host some not-quite-law-abiding contests or entertainment… But you get access to it! Everything is real, like the gold in a two-faced coin. No ‘silent coin’ nonsense coming from us.
If you happen to be adventurers, we might even have some unusual, lucrative activities… fair activities! If you partner with us, both parties will make a killing!