Ladies, gentlemen, bots, and everything in between, welcome to the 247th edition of the Ultimate Battle Machina, the greatest sporting event of all time – brought to you by RR&D Industries, cars you can trust.
On this evening the tournament will take place, where combatants from all over the world face each other to find out who the Ultimate Battle Machina is. There will be sweat, tears, and oil flying about! And at the end of it, the main event of the evening, a clash of titans we all are thrilled to see: Silver Goshi versus Golden Musktron! The air is thick with tension already between these two.
Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, for the night is full of excitement and conflict. Retired fighters are coming back to fight new blood; sentient machines will fight actual human pilots in the flesh; even the military are bringing to show off their new tech! Tonight, you will witness one of the greatest editions of the UBM to this day, if not the greatest. Are you ready? It’s time!